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If I were a girl
by Asa Thibodaux
Even just for a day
Id roll outta bed in the morning
And worry about what to wear for an hour
Id start buying tampons
Based on their absorbancey
Id kick it with who I wanted
even though kick it is a word
People dont use anymore.... cause its old school
[Chorus] If I were a girl I wouldnt fake an orgasm I wouldnt make him think it was awesome the tell my girls he is really petite down there.... (thats never happened to me...) I would know when outfit made me look fat And I wouldnt have to ask When you lose the one you want its Cause shes bangi
ng a guy named ray ray And everything you had WAS boo boo If I were a girl I wouldnt jam my big foot into a size 7 and a half shoe (cuz its on sale) I wouldnt buy clothes to impress other women cuz wouldnt that make me more like a lesbian I wouldnt pay the get my nails done But then again I pay to
get her nails done.... (???) and I know my man aint faithful cuz he always stanks of dollar store perfume (when he comes home) [Chorus] If I were a girl I wouldnt fake an orgasm I wouldnt make him think it was awesome the tell my girls he is really petite down there.... I would know when outfit mad
e me look fat And I wouldnt have to ask When you lose the one you wan its Cause shes banging a guy named tonie And everything you had WAS boo boo (Chorus) Its a little too late you aint getting your sh#t back... U l#cked his pickle... Think Id forgive you Youre wack thought I would wait youre a dir
y boo... youre on crack!!!!! (Chorus) But youre just a girl You dont understand and when you make out with Shaqweesha I hate it that you wont let me join in sometimes you talk way to much... when I want you to shut up! and if I walked out on you today id be quickly replaced by ray ray And everythi
ng we had would be boo boo But youre just girl


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